A year away and RotK spoilers keep on coming. Today we get out first look at Jar-Jaromir, half-brother of Boromir and Faramir. He looks perfect!
Category: Humor
Play it Again, Samwise.
THRILL to the adventure. MARVEL at the journey. EXPLORE worlds of wonder in (drumroll) Howard Hawks’ Lord of the Rings. Starring Humphrey Bogart as Frodo, the courageous hobbit. Marlene Dietrich as the alluring elf queen. Orson Welles as the wise wizard horribly corrupted. And Peter Lorre as the sinister guide with a secret to tell. (Spoilers for those who haven’t read the trilogy.)
Things that make you go Hmmm.
“I can’t remember – when Kissinger signs a government paycheck, does he use a ballpoint pen, or the bloody severed limb of an East Timorese child?” This Kissinger redux edition of Get Your War On is grisly, profane, and hilarious. (Via Looka and Follow Me Here.)
Oh, Bird.
Which Sesame Street Muppet’s Dark Secret Are You? (Via Zippylog.) I’m not going to tell you which one mine was…who cares? I’m imaginary anyway.
Hu’s on First?
If you haven’t read or heard the Dubya and Condi Hu’s on First? routine yet, go check it out over at Caught in Between. It’s quite funny.
Webster’s Bohemian Rhapsody.
Along similar lines as the Bushbot, a friend of mine recently told me about Dictionaraoke, your favorite songs crooned by online dictionaries. Strangely addictive.
Be Karl Rove …
and make your own Bush speech. I wonder if this is the same interface they use to program the real Dubyabot.
The Right-Thinking Warbot.
Paging Fox News…LinkMachineGo has discovered a robot that randomly detects lefty media bias for you. This might just be the worst thing that’s ever happened to Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly.
Forget it…I already patented it.
Randomly Generated Product Ideas, via A Small Victory. Two years ago, each of these products woulda had its own website.
Turning America Upside-Down.
Keep listening, Dubya. You just might learn a thing or two…(This, by the way, was a photoshop.) (Via Absolute Piffle.)
