‘Toine Gone.

The NBA world is abuzz over the trading of Celtics PF Antoine Walker for Mavs C Raef La Frentz yesterday. While my Celts-fan friends are currently aghast, I actually think this not all that bad a trade for Boston. Yes, Walker is a much better player than La Frentz. Still, ‘Toine’s not the type of guy to lead you to the Finals…if anything, he’s more likely to shoot you out of the first round. The Celts are basically taking the hit now to rebuild a contender around Paul Pierce, and I think in the long run that makes sense. As for the Mavs, I know Walker’s an All-Star, but his weaknesses — soft D and undisciplined O — are the Mavs’ weaknesses. If I were them, I’d have looked for a more tenacious defender and rebounder…I like Danny Fortson, but frankly he ain’t gonna cut it in the West.

Season’s Change.

On the eve of the 2003-04 season, the NBA announces its upcoming realignment (the upshot is six divisions, with New Orleans relocated to the West to make room for the Charlotte Bobcats.) To my mind, the NBA can’t start soon enough…especially after Thursday’s baseball misery. Count me among the vast majority of Americans who (a) thinks Grady Little is an idiot (b) prefers this early Post editorial to all other ALCS post-mortems, and (c) will not be watching a Yankees-Marlins series.

October Surprise.

Congrats to the Red Sox on their comeback win over the Chokeland A’s last night (and to the Cubs for breaking their 95-year losing streak the night previously.) As y’all know, I don’t normally talk baseball in this space, but Sox-Yankees is one of the classic rivalries in sports. And just in case anyone got the wrong idea from my love for the Knicks, I think Yankee fans are Laker fans are 90’s Cowboys fans are Jordan-era Bulls fans are Man. U fans…i.e, some of the most aggravating, bandwagon-jumping, fair-weather-only hordes in all of sportsdom. Go BoSox all the way. Update: Speaking of the Lake Show, Phil Jackson hints at signing Jordan to replace Kobe for the duration of his trial. Ugh…how bad would that be?

Knick the Quick.

Word is from Frank Isola that the Knicks are Warriors are discussing a trade that would bring Nick Van Exel to NY. As y’all know, I’ve been really down on this incarnation of the Knickerbockers, particularly with Spree gone for (ugh) Van Horn. But this proposed trade – Van Exel for Thomas and Ward – might turn me around right quick. To my mind, Nick Van Exel is the clutchest guy in the league. There’s nobody – nobody – I’d rather have shooting a last-second fadeaway 3 to win the game. Look at the playoffs last year – he single-handedly willed the Mavs past Portland and Sacramento. Dallas were idiots to trade him…At any rate, I very much hope this goes through – it sounds like such a great trade for NY that I have my doubts.