At a meeting of 2,500 astronomers in Prague to determine the appropriate definition of “planet” (in part due to the Xena challenge), it appears Pluto might soon be reclassified as a “dwarf planet” (as opposed to a “terrestrial planet” (Earth, Mars) or a “gas giant planet.” (Jupiter, Saturn)) rather than fully being demoted to non-planet status. Said one proponent of the plan: “I think we have done something that will make the Plutocrats and the children of the United States happy.“