“‘Ethics is everything,’ Shays said. ‘If you don’t have a strong moral standing, if you don’t have an ethical foundation, you just crumble.'” To the consternation of several moderate Republicans (including longtime DeLay foe Chris Shays), Boss DeLay (who recently procured a new judge — and then another — for his money laundering trial) is still hanging around the leadership office despite his indictment and subsequent resignation as Majority Leader. Creepier still, “[c]ountering [the moderates] are DeLay’s ardent House supporters, dozens of whom now sport hammer-shaped lapel pins evoking DeLay’s nickname, ‘The Hammer,’ to proclaim their allegiance.” Dozens? Sadly, it appears our nation’s House of Representatives is infested with more assholes than a proctologist’s office.