The press corps breathes a sigh of relief as Ari Fleischer announces he’s leaving the White House in July. I haven’t seen Scott McClellan, his potential replacement, at work behind the podium, but it’d be hard for him to be much worse.
Tag: George W. Bush
Warm up the Gavel, Judge Rehnquist.
Well, it’s official. To noone’s surprise, Dubya is running for reelection, with help from his veteran phalanx of media-savvy message manipulators, who know when it’s time to dress down Real Americans (Last link via Raza.) What will the campaign theme be, I wonder? Bush: He’s not French. Or Bush – Because There’s Still Oil in Alaska. There’s probably some support behind Vote for George W. Bush…(we’ll know if you don’t.) Or how about Dubya…We Might Actually Win for Real This Time?
Deficit, Schmeficit.
Cheney breaks the tie as the Senate GOP pass the third-largest tax cut in history, one that includes a three-year moratorium on dividend taxes. Dems Zell Miller and Ben Nelson (and eventually Evan Bayh) joined the Republicans in passing the cut. (Republicans McCain, Chafee, and Snowe were opposed.) Of course, this tax giveaway for the rich does nothing to address the largest budget deficit in history…but that’s a problem for Dubya’s successors, isn’t it? And children don’t vote anyway.
Primary Colors.
In a cover story for TIME, Joe Klein gives his take on the Democratic field. I don’t agree with everything he has to say (for example, giving Dubya a pass on Iraq), but it’s worth reading nonetheless.
Bait and Switch.
Republicans inadvertently stall the Dubya tax cut by putting the wrong number on the bill, thus blunting the force of the President’s arm-twisting US tour. It’s the little things that get ya.
Wages of Fear.
In keeping with his right-on-terror campaign strategy, Senator Bob Graham accuses Dubya of a 9/11 coverup. While I don’t particularly care for Graham’s brand of fear-mongering, he’s got a point this time around…that congressional report should be made public, and particularly if the centerpiece of Dubya’s re-election campaign will involve waving the bloody shirt as planned.
A Sucker Born Every Minute.
The President and his cabinet take the Dubya dividend debacle dog-and-pony show on the road. But be careful if they come to your town – as per usual when Dubya and the economy are mentioned in the same sentence, you may just find yourself working overtime. Update: Proving once again the power of the Big Lie, Dubya accuses tax cut critics of “class warfare.” And in a joint statement, Montgomery Burns, Scrooge McDuck, and the Monopoly Guy asked, “Can’t we all just get along?”
A Moment of Clarity.
Must be election season…Despite the desires of the NRA, Dubya plans to support a continued ban on assault weapons. I’m sure he can just have Ashcroft vacate it later.
Feed the Rich, or else.
What do we want? Tax breaks for the rich! When do we want ’em? Now! Brushing up on his cheerleader skills in Arkansas (as a not-so-veiled threat to Democratic Senator Blanche Lincoln), Dubya demands that Congress speed up passage of his fatcat cut. But so far, the all stick and no carrot tactics of the Bushies are only continuing to tick off GOP moderates like Olympia Snowe.
Quid Pro Quo.
Exhibiting yet again the Dubya administration’s flair for hypocrisy, recent documents reveal that Dubya’s top three fundraisers in 2000 were made Ambassadors of Switzerland, the Slovak Republic, and France respectively. Well, as long as they didn’t take tea in the Lincoln bedroom, I’m sure everything checks out.